Stan Mikita's Donuts - Unisex T-Shirt ut2-rebuilt Celebrating a successful bowel movement

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

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Stan Mikita's Donuts - Unisex T-Shirt ut2-rebuilt Celebrating a successful bowel movementSugar Pucks flying off the counter at Stan Mikita's hit harder than anything in the Blackhawks' offensive zone. Garth nursing a cruller under fluorescent lights is the purest form of Aurora gravity. Inspired by Wayne's World. The Details: Curved white text reading "HOME OF THE SUGAR PUCK" arches above a small oval portrait of Stan Mikita, flanked by "AURORA" and "ILLINOIS" on a red and golden yellow shield. Bold block lettering reads "STAN MIKITA'S"